| it's just me |

In case you don't already know, my name is Benjamin David Porter. My Mom calls me Benjamin and my Dad calls me Ben, but both call me precious. To be honest, they can call me whatever they want just as long as they stop making me go to sleep. And while they're at it, I'm going to need more baths and more bottles. But you know, as many times as I tell them all this, they just look at me, smile and make these awful goo-goo noises. I have no idea what they are trying to say. So I just smile and go along with this horrible language. Anyway, here are some pictures of me. Apparently I've grown a lot from what I keep hearing from everyone. I got to run now ... well, not literally run - I think carried is more accurate. I've got yelling to do, bottles to empty and diapers to fill. I'll be sure to tell Dad to update this blog more often - he's going to be really shocked when he finds out that I can type on a computer. I'll tell him, it's just me.